It’s been grey all week in our nations Capitol. This type of weather makes no one happy, no one at all, ever, in the history of the world. What it makes people do is go mad and make irrational decisions that they would later, undoubtedly regret. Unfortunately that’s where this My Car Monday takes its inspiration, the car I will introduce to you is the equivalent of these grey and dreary skies that have been looming above, so sit back and enjoy.
1997 BMW 740 iL
Ironically enough, it was around this time five years ago that I acquired this flagship BMW from an auction for $3500 which, in all things considered is a mighty good deal, or so it seemed like at the time. Before we get into the nitty and the gritty, I would like to preface this article with a bit of history, I promise to keep it short.
There are several factors that determine what we, as people like and adhere to, food, clothes, music and same goes for cars. Geography has a lot to do with this, people from the southern states typically like country music and pick up trucks, just like everyone in Portland OR drives a Jeep Wagoneer and listen to Indy pop. Being that I was born and spent a good amount of my childhood in Ukraine I am automatically wired to love German cars, no questions asked, and if you didn’t like them, then you didn’t like cars at all. All imports where so much cooler than what the locals were driving at the time, which were mainly ancient Ladas and Moskvichs. Since Japanese and American cars were much more difficult to import, we got a lot of second-hand VW’s Mercs and BMW’s in Ukraine, and I gravitated toward quickly. So that’s where my love for all things German but more specifically BMW formed. I remember seeing my first E28 and instantly being captivated, the nickname for the car was “akula” which translates into shark, it was named so because of the angry nose. It was love at first sight. As if the E28 sharks weren’t cool enough in 2003, the Russian movie Bumer came out, the main character of the film was a mean, black, BMW E38, after that, the popularity of the car went astronomical, and I knew that someday somehow I had to own one, and when that day finally came I was overjoyed.
Before we get to the bad, let’s go over the good, because it is the good that made me overlook a lot of the bad for a very long time. First of, the thing looks magnificent, the classic edges give of a very strict appearance, it demands attention, and screams “Get out my way peasant”, it’s pushed to the edge in every sense and it knows and its proud. The long body and larger than the front rear doors add to the equation. Mine had the E65 19 inch wheels, which made the presence of the car that much more grand. The driving dynamics of the car were also fantastic. It handled superbly for its size and its ability to devour miles quickly was evident from day one. The big V8 had no problem pushing the needle well north of 100 and it did so frequently. The transmission delivered crisp shifts and was geared perfectly for a mix of spirited driving and highway cruising. When working in unison all the parts of this machine were extraordinary, the only problem was that it rarely ever happened.
Having 160k, on the clock my expectations were low for the flagship BMW, but apparently not low enough. After about a month or so the problems started coming like relatives after you hit the Mega Million. The top valve cover gasket started to leak oil onto the exhaust and every time the car would heat up there would be a lovely smell of burning oil throughout the cabin, once fixed I discovered another oil leak toward the bottom of the block, that went unfixed. Then, the fuel pump fuse kept blowing, which lead to a new fuel pump, and filer. Then I had to replace the O2 sensor, and ABS sensor. One day the sunroof decided it wasn’t going to close and the pass window decided it wasn’t going to open. Inside the car was the same story, the glove box handle only worked every other time, the fragile/useless cup holder broke after the first month and the seat adjuster button would not stay on. Driving the car with the windows down constantly loosed the headliner and it eventually began to sink, so the whole car felt as though it was melting around you. Basically, this car was a complete mess, and I could no longer overlook its shortcomings, two years later I sold it for $3200 losing $300 and my love in the process.
The whole experience was made worse by the empty dream that BMW sold with this car. Yes, I know it was old when I bought it, and yes it was probably treated inadequately before me, but that makes no difference. In 97 the BMW 740 iL cost $75k when it was new, that’s $112k in today’s money, and yet it delivered almost nothing that came with that giant price tag. The BMW faithful will scream with outrage, but unfortunately it’s true. Think of someone who owns a 90’s V8 powered German sedan, now think of the last time that person told you their car was without issue, if they did that person is liar, because it simply does not happen, and that makes me a bit perplexed. Why is a Toyota Corolla able to go 200k miles with little preventative maintenance but a flagship German sedan cannot? Some say it’s an elaborate plan from the Germans to keep the consumer coming back to the dealer for service others, that German cars are just dreadful in general, I have no answer for you here. What I do know is like that cup holder and sunroof my heart was broken. The car of my dreams turned out to be a nightmare and like this awful and grey weather this makes for a very sad My Car Monday.
Human Interest said:
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Human Interest said:
Looked beautiful! It’s a shame that it turned out to be such a nightmare… have you ever owned an Audi? If so, what was your experience like? If not, why not?
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roosduke said:
Thank you! It was a gorgeous thing to look at, unfortunately it was only skin deep. I have not owned a single Audi. I do know that the A8 is much more reliable car than both the S Class and this BMW. Do you have an Audi?
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Human Interest said:
You’re welcome! Yeah, that car is absolutely stunning to look at! That’s what I thought too but that would be biased coming from me since I only care for Audis. I do own an Audi. I have a 2006 Audi A6 (C6) 3.2 Quattro Sedan. I’ve had my share of issues with this car as well but I was an idiot and took my car to the dealership every time. I figured these guys were the “specialists,” what could possibly go wrong. Boy, was I wrong! They were trying to milk me out of everything I had or get me into a brand new A6.
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roosduke said:
The V8 Audis we’re unstoppable so we’re the A6 especially in you’re year. A very close friend of mine is a strict Audi guy so he swears by his A8 I’m fact the only BMW that’s mechanically stronger is the 3 series. I’m sorry you had to deal with those specialist, unfortunately they only specialize in taking people’s money. If you love your Audi and plan on keeping it find a good local mechanic and let him deal with it. The design that all Audis had from 2004 until recently was my absolute favorite. I hope your car brings you more happiness than heartache, because it’s an awesome machine when everything is working properly
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Human Interest said:
I heard! Audis are really the truth in engineering! You like the 3 series?
I did exactly that! I have a local mechanic now who has been taking good care of my car. I wish I would have found them sooner but hey, at least I found them. What do you currently drive?
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roosduke said:
Good! I do like the 3 series, but not as much as my G37x the durability and quality that the Japanese offer is unmatched IMO
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Human Interest said:
That’s awesome! Those are really nice! You’re smart and got yourself an X model so it comes equipped with AWD. I’ve always liked Toyota so I was so close to switching from Audi to Lexus. I was interested in an IS 250 F Sport AWD or a GS. What do you think of those? What has your experience been like with Infiniti?
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roosduke said:
Unfortunately I only put the AWD system to use one time this year because of the unpredictable snow. I really like the Infiniti it’s a good mix of comfort and handling. The only drawback I would have is the fuel economy, and that’s probably because I drive with my foot planted, but I average around 23 mag. The Is lexus is a bit cartoonish for me I always thought it was trying way to hard, however the GS is beautiful, all three of these cars are great cars and going with either one would not be a bad thing. The GS would be the most comparable to your Audi, so dimensionally that would be your best fit
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Human Interest said:
What country are you in? How did it fare in the snow? I’ve heard good things about Infiniti. I love the way they sound! I drive with my foot planted as well so my gas mileags sucks too… I don’t know why but I like the way the IS looks lol but the GS is definitely comparable to an A6. An IS would be comparable to an A4 but like I said, there’s something about the new IS lol that I like. After nonstop blizzards around my way though and my Audi getting me from point A to point B with no issues, I know where I’m staying. The Quattro system is awesome! I’m not sure what Lexus’ AWD system is like though. For generations, the Quattro system hsed to come standard in all Audis so it must be good.
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roosduke said:
I’m in Washington DC. It was tank in the snow! Almost as good as the Quattro system but not quite. Quatro was first introduced for rallying and it destroyed the competition time and time again, so in the snow the system is irreplaceable. Toyota trucks have a great four wheel drive system, I’m not too familiar with their AWD system however, but hey if you like the way the IS looks then how can I tell you anything different? lol Like I said I think the car is an awesome machine, just not my cup of tea. I would however agree with you on the sound of the Infiniti it sound vicious, and I got a K&N Typhoon intake on mine so its even louder! lol
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Human Interest said:
Really? I’m in MA. Mine has been a tank in the snow as well. I know, the history behind Audi and their Quattro system is extremely interesting! Wait, so you don’t like concept cars then? Your car must sound insane! I installed a non-resonated Miltek exhaust on my car and it sounds awesome! Imagine if we had V8s
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roosduke said:
I like something I can get my hand on concepts are nice to look at it but that’s it. This is going to sound mad but I’m honestly more than satisfied with this V6. I had the G at 145 on a closed road course of course with no problem. Miller makes great exhaust systems
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Human Interest said:
That’s true. Most of those concepts are too out there for me but they’re definitely nice to look at. I’m satisfied with my V6 as well but I’m disappointed that the regulators only allow me to only go 130. My car tops out at 130 but I know it can go faster than that because I was in 5th gear doing 130 but my car is a six speed. I tried to chip it but I was only able to remove the regulator on the ECU. Unfortunately the TCU overrides the ECU so I reflashed my car back to stock. I’ve done 130 on the highway lol but miltek does make great exhausts!
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roosduke said:
Sounds like you have a pretty serious ride. You should write about it…
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Human Interest said:
You think so? I’ll write about it soon. I’m doing a few things to it this spring/summer. After I do, I’ll be sure to write and photograph it.
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roosduke said:
Looking forward to it!
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Human Interest said:
I’m looking forward to reading more about your G37x. Hopefully seeing it too!
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roosduke said:
Thanks! Keep it tuned in, I’ll promise to not disappoint.
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Human Interest said:
I’ll be on the lookout for it.
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roosduke said:
Do you have any suggestions for me as to how I can improve my page?
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Human Interest said:
I think its fine the way it is. Are you making yourself known to other bloggers?
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roosduke said:
That’s where I need help. Exposure
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Human Interest said:
I created this blog last October so I have alot to learn too but what I did was try to blog often, respond to comments, reblog posts, like posts, and follow pages. I heard if you have social network accounts that this helps exposure. I’m not a fan of them so I’ve done the best I can with just this blog.
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roosduke said:
I share it on Facebook and Twitter and blog 3-4 times a week. I guess I just have to hurry up and wait
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Human Interest said:
It seems as if you’re doing everything you possibly can so at this point, I guess its a waiting game.
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roosduke said:
Wait we shall my friend
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roosduke said:
BTW thank you for the reblog and the likes. Means the world!
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Human Interest said:
You’re very welcome!
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Human Interest said:
Hey, I don’t think I am going to do anything else to my vehicle. This car doesn’t deserve it. I went in Friday to replace my valve cover gaskets because it was leaking and now shit is still leaking. Its like I fix one thing and now another goes. I’m tired of having to do all these repairs because Audi put in a half-ass effort in building this car. What do you think I should do?
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roosduke said:
One word my friend. Japanese
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Human Interest said:
I know but I need something AWD man. Winter has been brutal this year!
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roosduke said:
Well you got Subaru, Infiniti, hell even that IS we talked about earlier…
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Human Interest said:
I wouldn’t mind a Subaru WRX STI but I don’t know how to drive manual… Infinitis are very nice! I really like the IS and GS alot too though.
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roosduke said:
Any of those are much more reliable!
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Human Interest said:
That’s so true at this point. I heard Subaru’s AWD system is phenomenal. What do you think of the Legacy?
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roosduke said:
In the Legacy price range there is no better AWD system available. It’s outstanding. Plus you can get the Legacy with the 3.0 6. Phenomenal car.
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Human Interest said:
I know and it’s automatic too! What generation would you recommend?
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roosduke said:
Personally I love the styling of the fourth gen. Like a 07-08.
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Human Interest said:
I like the fact that they got wider in 2009 but aftet seeing more pictures of the model that you like, they’re very nice too! I wonder if they’re pricey.
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roosduke said:
Priced lower than the Audi!
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Human Interest said:
Absolutely! I can buy two new Legacys for the price of one new Audi A6 3.0 supercharged lol
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Human Interest said:
I found a 2007 3.0r for 16k. It sucks because these dealers will try to make me take a hit and give me shit for my car…
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roosduke said:
Sell it yourself.
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Human Interest said:
I owe under 11k still…
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roosduke said:
Look up for how much they are going for. If more than 11k then sell it. Pay it off and put down the difference on the Subie!
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roosduke said:
Btw sorry you’re having car trouble, there’s nothing worse!
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